The products that will save your vacation

Theme Park Things

The product that started it all!

Proudly made in the USA!

How fun can it really be with a blister? That’s why we came up with this sock. The theme park sock is the first sock designed specifically with those long days at the Orlando theme parks in mind. Made with merino wool, this sock is naturally anti microbial and moisture-wicking. It keeps your feet cool in the summer and warm in the winter, and is made to get you through those 10-mile days at the park comfortably. Don’t find out the hard way how a blister can ruin your once-in-a-lifetime trip.

The product that started it all!

Proudly made in the USA!

How fun can it really be with a blister? That’s why we came up with this sock. The theme park sock is the first sock designed specifically with those long days at the Orlando theme parks in mind. Made with merino wool, this sock is naturally anti microbial and moisture-wicking. It keeps your feet cool in the summer and warm in the winter, and is made to get you through those 10-mile days at the park comfortably. Don’t find out the hard way how a blister can ruin your once-in-a-lifetime trip.

Fun facts about Theme Park Vacations:

Average Cost

The average family of four spends about $5000 on a 1-week Orlando vacation.
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Miles

The average person walks 10-12 miles/day at an Orlando theme park.

Average Temperature

The average temperature at an Orlando theme park in the summer is 92 degrees.

Trip Planning

The average person wishes they found Theme Park Things before their trip to Orlando!

Theme Park Cooling Towel

The perfect accessory to the theme park sock, the Theme Park Cooling Towel is made to protect you from the sun, keep you cool and wick away sweat. On those hot Orlando days, it can cool 30 degrees below your body temperature and is SPF 50. It can keep you comfortable for up to 3 hours before needing a fresh dunk. Don’t take on that hot sun without a little protection.

About Our Brand

Theme Park Things

We got sick and tired of spending thousands on a vacation to Orlando, only to have one thing go wrong and ruin the entire trip. So we started the Theme Park Things. Our goal was to create high-quality products made specifically to get you through those fun days at the park, with function and comfort in mind.

NO BS guarantee

We created the no BS guarantee, so our customers can have confidence in the effectiveness of our products. We aren’t looking to make a quick profit, but rather a lifelong customer. Our no BS guarantee will outline what the products are made for and what they can actually do. We know what goes into planning and packing for these theme park vacations, so we’re here to make it a little easier.

About Our Brand

Theme Park Things

We got sick and tired of spending thousands on a vacation to Orlando, only to have one thing go wrong and ruin the entire trip. So we started the Theme Park Things. Our goal was to create high-quality products made specifically to get you through those fun days at the park, with function and comfort in mind.

NO BS guarantee

We created the no BS guarantee, so our customers can have confidence in the effectiveness of our products. We aren’t looking to make a quick profit, but rather a lifelong customer. Our no BS guarantee will outline what the products are made for and what they can actually do. We know what goes into planning and packing for these theme park vacations, so we’re here to make it a little easier.

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